When you have an "I Hate My Job" day, try this. On your way home from
work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and
purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson. (Be very sure
you get this brand). When you get home, lock your doors, draw the
curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change
into very comfortable clothing and lie down on your bed. Open the
package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on the
bedside table so that it will not become chipped or broken. Take out the
literature and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print
there is a statement, "Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson and
Johnson is personally tested". Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud
five times: "I am so glad I do not work for quality control at Johnson
and Johnson."
HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB
THAT IS WORSE THAN YOURS.
work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and
purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson. (Be very sure
you get this brand). When you get home, lock your doors, draw the
curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change
into very comfortable clothing and lie down on your bed. Open the
package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on the
bedside table so that it will not become chipped or broken. Take out the
literature and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print
there is a statement, "Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson and
Johnson is personally tested". Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud
five times: "I am so glad I do not work for quality control at Johnson
and Johnson."
HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB
THAT IS WORSE THAN YOURS.
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