The only thing that the IRS has not yet taxed is the male peni$:
This is due to the fact that:
40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed,
30% of the time it is hard up,
20% of the time it is pi$$ed off and
10% of the time it is in the hole.
On top of that, it has two dependents and they are both nuts.
Effective January 1, 2004, peni$es will be taxed according to size:
10-12" Luxury Tax $150.00
8-10" Pole Tax $100.00
5-8" Privelege Tax $50.00
4-5" Nuisance Tax $1.00
Males exceeding 12'" must file under capital gains. Anyone under 4" is eligible for a refund.
PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION!
Sincerely,
Pecker Checker
IRS
NOTE: We are still waiting for answers for the following questions:
Are there penalties for early withdrawals?
What if one's peni$ is self employed?
Do multiple partners count as a corporation?
Is there and additional tax if you are not circumcised?
Are condoms a deductible expense as work clothes?
This is due to the fact that:
40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed,
30% of the time it is hard up,
20% of the time it is pi$$ed off and
10% of the time it is in the hole.
On top of that, it has two dependents and they are both nuts.
Effective January 1, 2004, peni$es will be taxed according to size:
10-12" Luxury Tax $150.00
8-10" Pole Tax $100.00
5-8" Privelege Tax $50.00
4-5" Nuisance Tax $1.00
Males exceeding 12'" must file under capital gains. Anyone under 4" is eligible for a refund.
PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION!
Sincerely,
Pecker Checker
IRS
NOTE: We are still waiting for answers for the following questions:
Are there penalties for early withdrawals?
What if one's peni$ is self employed?
Do multiple partners count as a corporation?
Is there and additional tax if you are not circumcised?
Are condoms a deductible expense as work clothes?
That was pretty funny!
