This is just a story I sent to my friend trying to persuade him to get a boat. Its kinda cheesy, but it made me feel warm and fuzzy about getting back on the water!!! I just thought I would share it and see if anyone had any comments.
It's Friday, we took off early to get the things packed we forgot about last night. By 4:00 we are well on our way to Possum Kingdom. We get there and unpack a few things and get the charcoal burning. The sun is setting and we're cooking and having a cold one. The girls are inside laughing and getting ready to go to the bar. We discuss our plans and decide to go to the bars via automobile. At the bar we're so busy laughing and ordering drinks that the band is packing up and going home. Its midnight now and we opt. to call it a night because of tomorrows plans. Naturally, we have a little fun with the girls and hit the sack. I wake up at sunrise and start getting breakfast ready, your up now and we're discussing our plans for the day. Its awfully peaceful and are aware that this is "the calm before the storm". An hour passes and we wake the girls. After breakfast we get the boat ready while the girls are getting dressed. Its roughly 10:00 a.m. and off in the distance we hear the roar of twin 454's warming up and can do nothing but look at each other and smile. At this point we KNOW its going to be an awesome day! Our excitement takes over and we start yelling at the girls to hurry up. We keep busy by making sandwiches and packing snacks. The girls are finally ready and we're on our way! The boat ride takes a good half hour. We stop several times to jump in and pee and the wake from the BIG boats keep us slow. We arrive at Hell's Gate around noon. We can't believe the sight of all the beautiful boats and the fact that some girls are already topless! We gently navigate our way through the boats and find a good crowd to tie up with. We immediately get a beer, put on our diapers (upside-down life jackets) and dive in. Our girls are already topless at this point(!) and we're busy chatting with some "random person". Time flies as we watch all the crazy people doing all the crazy things we realize that sunset is coming and now would be a good time for us to head back. We stop at The Breakers for some awesome food and and anything other than a beer to drink. Once we walk in we see several friends and realize the party will be starting soon. The band is on upper patio getting set to play for everyone on the beach. We make a mad dash back to our place to freshen up. The girls have lost their will to be clean and agree to just get their asses back in the boat. We stop at ALL of the "hollows" and have drinks on the way. We timed it just right and get the last boat slip. The crowd is already roaring, the banding is already rocking, and the weather couldn't be more perfect. We party most of the night and are invited to go to a "random person's" beach party and the rest is history!!!
The "random person" is an inside joke and the ending was sent in another e-mail. Help me with an ending or I can type our sinister ending with the "random person".
It's Friday, we took off early to get the things packed we forgot about last night. By 4:00 we are well on our way to Possum Kingdom. We get there and unpack a few things and get the charcoal burning. The sun is setting and we're cooking and having a cold one. The girls are inside laughing and getting ready to go to the bar. We discuss our plans and decide to go to the bars via automobile. At the bar we're so busy laughing and ordering drinks that the band is packing up and going home. Its midnight now and we opt. to call it a night because of tomorrows plans. Naturally, we have a little fun with the girls and hit the sack. I wake up at sunrise and start getting breakfast ready, your up now and we're discussing our plans for the day. Its awfully peaceful and are aware that this is "the calm before the storm". An hour passes and we wake the girls. After breakfast we get the boat ready while the girls are getting dressed. Its roughly 10:00 a.m. and off in the distance we hear the roar of twin 454's warming up and can do nothing but look at each other and smile. At this point we KNOW its going to be an awesome day! Our excitement takes over and we start yelling at the girls to hurry up. We keep busy by making sandwiches and packing snacks. The girls are finally ready and we're on our way! The boat ride takes a good half hour. We stop several times to jump in and pee and the wake from the BIG boats keep us slow. We arrive at Hell's Gate around noon. We can't believe the sight of all the beautiful boats and the fact that some girls are already topless! We gently navigate our way through the boats and find a good crowd to tie up with. We immediately get a beer, put on our diapers (upside-down life jackets) and dive in. Our girls are already topless at this point(!) and we're busy chatting with some "random person". Time flies as we watch all the crazy people doing all the crazy things we realize that sunset is coming and now would be a good time for us to head back. We stop at The Breakers for some awesome food and and anything other than a beer to drink. Once we walk in we see several friends and realize the party will be starting soon. The band is on upper patio getting set to play for everyone on the beach. We make a mad dash back to our place to freshen up. The girls have lost their will to be clean and agree to just get their asses back in the boat. We stop at ALL of the "hollows" and have drinks on the way. We timed it just right and get the last boat slip. The crowd is already roaring, the banding is already rocking, and the weather couldn't be more perfect. We party most of the night and are invited to go to a "random person's" beach party and the rest is history!!!
The "random person" is an inside joke and the ending was sent in another e-mail. Help me with an ending or I can type our sinister ending with the "random person".