Ok, now that I have your attention
I'm new here, my boyfriend just bought a boat 


Just wondering about a couple of things:
Can I wear a thong on the Chesapeake? I know we're kinda conservative around here. Anyone have any experience with this? Really looking more for any womens' opinions or guys regarding their wives or girlfriends - as opposed to 78 guys saying "yeah, do it!". Are there any ordinances against it? Do many women do it?
Also, WHERE'S THE PARTY FOR JULY 4!!?? We got the boat, now where to??!! We're going to be coming from the Severn River.
Can I wear a thong on the Chesapeake? I know we're kinda conservative around here. Anyone have any experience with this? Really looking more for any womens' opinions or guys regarding their wives or girlfriends - as opposed to 78 guys saying "yeah, do it!". Are there any ordinances against it? Do many women do it?
Also, WHERE'S THE PARTY FOR JULY 4!!?? We got the boat, now where to??!! We're going to be coming from the Severn River.