What is it about boaters ? These adds crack me up !
All v bottom boats are "Cigarettes" ,
all boats (that are slow) do "70 mph" ,
All others do 100+ ,
all boats are bigger then what the boat actualy has written on the side of it ,
they all have the best ride out there ,
they are all built with the best materials ,
all sport boats are "high performance racing boats " and lots are even world champions ....... and on and on and on .......
Anyone have any to add to this ?
Wouldn't you think that if a guy is selling a larger boat or more expensive boat ,that it might be an experienced boater that is looking at it . So why say dumb things in your adds ? :laugher: You look like a fool !
How many times do you see people commenting on these types of adds on ebay and such ,that are so rediculous (but funny ) ..
Here are a few tips ( just my opinion ) ....
when you are selling
a boat :
1) Look at your title , It might not really be a "Cigarette " like your add says !
2) Look on the side of the boat , if it says 280, it is not 30 FEET ! ,If it says 340, It is not 38 FEET !
3) if you are going to commment on mechanical parts of the boat ,and their functions , make sure you know what you are talking about ! It makes your boat look bad when you say dumb things that everyone else knows is wrong ....
Disclaimer This was all ment in fun . I am not putting anyone down . I just find the whole thing funny !:
Boat shoppign is like reading the funny paper some times ! :laugher:
All v bottom boats are "Cigarettes" ,
all boats (that are slow) do "70 mph" ,
All others do 100+ ,
all boats are bigger then what the boat actualy has written on the side of it ,
they all have the best ride out there ,
they are all built with the best materials ,
all sport boats are "high performance racing boats " and lots are even world champions ....... and on and on and on .......
Anyone have any to add to this ?
Wouldn't you think that if a guy is selling a larger boat or more expensive boat ,that it might be an experienced boater that is looking at it . So why say dumb things in your adds ? :laugher: You look like a fool !
How many times do you see people commenting on these types of adds on ebay and such ,that are so rediculous (but funny ) ..
Here are a few tips ( just my opinion ) ....
when you are selling
a boat :
1) Look at your title , It might not really be a "Cigarette " like your add says !
2) Look on the side of the boat , if it says 280, it is not 30 FEET ! ,If it says 340, It is not 38 FEET !
3) if you are going to commment on mechanical parts of the boat ,and their functions , make sure you know what you are talking about ! It makes your boat look bad when you say dumb things that everyone else knows is wrong ....
Disclaimer This was all ment in fun . I am not putting anyone down . I just find the whole thing funny !
: Boat shoppign is like reading the funny paper some times ! :laugher:
