fire away - this should be pretty funny....
I'll start if off....
you walk down a long dock of performance boats and deliberately don't look or acknowledge the existence of any boat other than a Brand C.
Your nose is so far up in the air that it makes you light-headed.
You see a chiropractor weekly to adjust your neck back to it's normal position from having your nose in the air.
You severely overpay for outdated technology
You're thrilled that the factory even returns your phone call when you want to spend thousands of dollars on over-priced parts...

I'll start if off....
you walk down a long dock of performance boats and deliberately don't look or acknowledge the existence of any boat other than a Brand C.
Your nose is so far up in the air that it makes you light-headed.
You see a chiropractor weekly to adjust your neck back to it's normal position from having your nose in the air.
You severely overpay for outdated technology
You're thrilled that the factory even returns your phone call when you want to spend thousands of dollars on over-priced parts...