These two ol' boys from Beaumont bought a new mule, but had
trouble getting him in their barn. Every time they would
get him to the door, his ears would brush the top of the
doorway and he'd start kicking and go wild. Finally, they
decide the best way to solve the problem is to jack up the
barn. So, they go out and get a half dozen jacks.
The two Texians are scrambling from jack to jack to try
to get the barn raised when this Cajun walks up. "Wot chall
doin?" Boudreaux asks.
"We's raisin thuh barn, yuh stoopid Cajun," Billy Bob says.
"Why you do dat?"
"Cause thuh mule's ears keep touchin' thuh doorway when we
try to put him in iss-here barn and he goes haf-crazy wild,"
Billy Bob says. "He kicked Ernest Wayne plumb in thuh haid
twicet already."
"Why come you don' just dig de hole in de doorway? Dat way
him got to go down when he get to de do' an him ear don't
touch nutin."
"Ya stoopid Cajun," Ernest Wayne chimes in. "It's his ears
at's too long, not his laigs!"
:laugher:
trouble getting him in their barn. Every time they would
get him to the door, his ears would brush the top of the
doorway and he'd start kicking and go wild. Finally, they
decide the best way to solve the problem is to jack up the
barn. So, they go out and get a half dozen jacks.
The two Texians are scrambling from jack to jack to try
to get the barn raised when this Cajun walks up. "Wot chall
doin?" Boudreaux asks.
"We's raisin thuh barn, yuh stoopid Cajun," Billy Bob says.
"Why you do dat?"
"Cause thuh mule's ears keep touchin' thuh doorway when we
try to put him in iss-here barn and he goes haf-crazy wild,"
Billy Bob says. "He kicked Ernest Wayne plumb in thuh haid
twicet already."
"Why come you don' just dig de hole in de doorway? Dat way
him got to go down when he get to de do' an him ear don't
touch nutin."
"Ya stoopid Cajun," Ernest Wayne chimes in. "It's his ears
at's too long, not his laigs!"
:laugher:
