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Discussion starter · #41 ·
I would try the civil approach but the impression I get from this guy is he's a stuck up a-hole. The man won't even wave at you when you do so, much less try to have a conversation.

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#42 ·
I would not say one word to him. But I would get the city involved with the zoning route. Also shooting some video would be very helpfull.


Maybe the local news would like to see that tape too.

Now on the other hand your used motor oil in a Hudson sprayer can lay down some NICE art work in his grass. Some pentagrams and stuff like that come to mind. You could use roundup but if a guy use to. But if motor oil is used that grass won't come back for a few years.
 
#43 ·
superdave013 said:
I would not say one word to him. But I would get the city involved with the zoning route. Also shooting some video would be very helpfull.


Maybe the local news would like to see that tape too.

Now on the other hand your used motor oil in a Hudson sprayer can lay down some NICE art work in his grass. Some pentagrams and stuff like that come to mind. You could use roundup but if a guy use to. But if motor oil is used that grass won't come back for a few years.
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:eek: :D :laugh: hmm, I like that sprayer idea.

They'll think it's some kind of a freaky sign from the supernatural. :p:
 
Discussion starter · #44 ·
:laugher: :laugher: :laugher: :laugher: I've got a 5 gallon water bottle full of used oil, and have been looking for a way to dispose of it. :laugher: :laugher: :laugher: :laugher: :laugher:
 
#46 · (Edited)
Well here´s all the suggestions I can think of too but I´ll add my mad ideas...
Comment freely If Id get arrested for these in Texas or not as it´s allowed here in Finland.

Get A Muscle car with open headers or start Nostalgia Drag racing so you can fire up every time you need to "Tune" your car.
Preferred cars in my eyes; AA or TF class Funny Cars, Front motor Dragsters or old Super Stockers should do it.
Rammstein surely would work if the white woman is 70 yrs old, bet she understands German...
If Not Ozzy Osbourne's Mr.Crowley should work....those who don´t get it look Mr.Crowley up.

Also walking around with a Shotgun or handgun on your property to and from your car with wooden crosses and some big white cotton cloth folded in your hand should do the trick.
If Not then go and hammer a wooden cross on his yard and pour it over with some jelly made of potato powder and Gasoline.... (Don´t get caught :)).
Also you have a flagpole don´t ya, Being a Texan I see so no offense in hissing the Confederate up on Sundays?

Or Get an Apache and tell the Apache Story and including Georgio Morales to this Worshipper like you´d bee really fascinated about it plus all other mobster stuff.
You could also start clothing yourself as a wiseguy.
Need friends that speak broken English and carry holsters?
I´ll be happy to visit Texas :laugher:

Like a friend once told me you speak english like an italian or a columbian :star:


PS the best thou and myself would have fun doing it would be working in the Garage listening to Bad Company,Thin Lizzy,Deep Purple, AC/DC, George Thorougood etc...you get my drift :winker:
And Become a Biker, I´ve hosted a bunch of them, great characters from a variety walks of lifes and ones you really can trust.
 
Discussion starter · #47 ·
Mike,

Thanks man, you just made my morning. :laugher: :laugher: :laugher: :laugher: :laugher:

Believe it or not. My grandmother had a confederate flag hanging in her home for 30 years, she gave it to me when she passed but Photochick won't let me hang it up.

I now have a great reason to get a flag pole. :laugher: :laugher:
 
#48 · (Edited)
I Believe Ya....

Would you call my suggestions as Hellraising ?

The Finnish Hockey Team HIFK from Helsinki had a decade ago the Confederate as a support flag with the team logo in the middle....and it was waved a LOT in the crowds....tells all about us.
My Wifes sisters Husband played for the team at the time and being myself born there it´s my preferred team ..also they play rough.

Rockabilly was for 20 yrs a big thing here you know...so there´s a reason for the Confederate there..
Nowadays their mascot is called the Big red Cat...
 
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