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Besides killing the cat....

I just changed the litter....the stinking sob instantly dropped a loaf the size of a small childs left arm.....OMG the whole house would have gone up with the strike of a match. Wish I could bottle methane. Had to scoop it RIGHT NOW or the entire block would have smelled like a hog farm. ACK ACK ACK. I hate cats.

He is 14 years old...can't possibly have much life left in him....but as much as I terrorize the SOB he still comes back for more.

I have tried different litter, different food ( even the expensive stuff )....

Any options? Remember....besides death.....although there is a nice patch of ground in my back yard waiting for a hole to be dug..
 
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29Scarabthunder said:
:laugher: :laugher: :laugher: :laugher:

I am falling off my chair with this one!!!!!!!!!

You ain't kiddin why does the d@$m cat have to chit the second you get done cleaning the litter box :confused:


:laugher: :laugher: :laugher:
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Because the arrogant SOB's know they can! That is why! They are the anti-Christ! DEVILS!
 
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Mine isn't cute. He is 14, fat, lazy and stinks. His cuteness was long gone before I ever met him....although, it is great fun to lie him on his back on the laminate floor in the kitchen....and SPIN HIM around and around and around and around.....10-15-20 times....then let him try to walk down the stairs....DIZZY..HEHEHE. No wonder he likes to poop in the fresh litter. He hates me.
 
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Did you take any pics of that cat taking that big ole Dump...I would like to see that......Hey try this , feed the SOB some antifreeze then put him in the freezer ,leave him in there for 3 days .See if it was good antifreeze. let me know what brand you use
 
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Have a vet install a fitting for disposable colostomy bags. You know, something with a QD fitting or whatever. That way when it's full you just unplug it and throw it away; no mess or unpleasant aroma. If all else fails just spray his a$$ with new car smell spray or something.
 
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Some of the anti-cat jokes are in very bad taste.
I could make some comments about dogs, but I won't.

If your cat is 14 and his/her "deposts" smell real bad then get it to a vet. There may be something seriously wrong. We had a cat that was going through kidney failure. His poop was really, really bad. Talk about foul smelling!!!
Either that or the food your feeding it is all wrong.
We've had cats for 30 years and their pans never smelled bad.....except when they were sick.

We keep the pans in the garage. I installed a cat door in the house to garage door. This way any smell is out there and not in the house.
Our cats do not go out loose. We have a screened in porch and that's as far as they go. People don't know we have cats till they see them. House doesn't have a cat smell.

Try changing it's diet. We feed our two cats canned food in the morning and night (one 4oz can split between them @ each feeding) along with a small bowl of dry food (Eukanuba brand) for them to pick on throughout the day. And fresh water every morning.
 
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I hate cats.


My wife always had a cat before we met. She had a cat when we first married. I hated it. It hated me . . . and most everyone else too for that matter, including my wife.
We were moving to another city, had everything packed, except the cat. My wife carries the cat to the truck. Just as she`s opening the door of the truck, the cat freaked out and attacked my wife. She now has an 8 inch scar down her arm from the cat`s claws.
She threw the cat down and we never saw him again. *******.


I hate cats.
 
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