here are mine:
Gravity's a bitch aint it.
We don't need no stinkin badges
Do you feel lucky punk?
yours?
Gravity's a bitch aint it.
We don't need no stinkin badges
Do you feel lucky punk?
yours?
your favorite movie lines
Speedwake
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"Edwina's insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase."
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"YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!"
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From Forest Gump
I'm sorry I ruined your Black Panther party. And from Tommy boy " You can get an idea on how good the beef is by sticking your head up the bull's ***, but wouldn't you rather take the butchers's word on it."
I'm sorry I ruined your Black Panther party. And from Tommy boy " You can get an idea on how good the beef is by sticking your head up the bull's ***, but wouldn't you rather take the butchers's word on it."
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Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny ******* Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white @$$ down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of @$$holes this side of the nuthouse.
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Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-***, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey **** he is. Hallelujah. Holy ****. Where's the Tylenol?
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lol
I caught you a delicious bass.
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti
Office Space Quotes
Bob Slydell: What would you say ya do here?
Tom Smykowski: Well look, I already told you! I deal with the goddamn customers so the engineers don't have to! I have people skills! I am good at dealing with people! Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?
I caught you a delicious bass.
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti
Office Space Quotes
Bob Slydell: What would you say ya do here?
Tom Smykowski: Well look, I already told you! I deal with the goddamn customers so the engineers don't have to! I have people skills! I am good at dealing with people! Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?
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This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff.
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Sewer rat could taste like pumpkin pie but I wouldnt know cause I wouldnt eat the filthy muter fuker!
You couldnt hear a dump truck driving thru a nitroglycerin plant!
I even remember when your daughter lost her virginity.....Joe you remember , you were there....
You couldnt hear a dump truck driving thru a nitroglycerin plant!
I even remember when your daughter lost her virginity.....Joe you remember , you were there....
Can't see the line can ya Russ?
Hey Griswold, where ya gonna put a tree that size......
bend over and I'll show ya......
you've got a lot of nerve talking to me like that.......
I wasn't talking to YOU.
He (snots the dog) has a little Mississippi Leg hound in him - you don't want him around if you've got short pants on, if ya know what I mean. Here's a little piece of advise though, if he ever lays into ya, it's just best off to let him finish.
Eddie, what's wrong with the dog.......
Oh, he's just yackin on a bone......there-he's got it up
I could go on all day long with that movie......my favorite
Hey Griswold, where ya gonna put a tree that size......
bend over and I'll show ya......
you've got a lot of nerve talking to me like that.......
I wasn't talking to YOU.
He (snots the dog) has a little Mississippi Leg hound in him - you don't want him around if you've got short pants on, if ya know what I mean. Here's a little piece of advise though, if he ever lays into ya, it's just best off to let him finish.
Eddie, what's wrong with the dog.......
Oh, he's just yackin on a bone......there-he's got it up
I could go on all day long with that movie......my favorite
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