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They was giving me ten thousand watts a day, you know, and I'm hot to trot! The next woman takes me on's gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars!
 
from Dusk till Dawn

"We got hairy pu$$y, skinny pu$$Y, fat pu$$y, snappin pu$$y, buy one pu$$y, get second one for one penny. If you can find pu$$y cheaper any where else... F@#k IT!"


"What the heck were they, pshycos or something?"

"PSHYCOS DON'T EXPLOAD WHEN LIGHT HITS THEM... I DON'T CARE HOW EFFED UP THEY ARE!!!"
 
From Sahara

"I don't speak english."

"you are speaking english now."

"No, I only know how to say I don't speak english in english."

Dazed and Confused

"You better have your wood screws in, cause I'm gonna blow your doors clean off!"
 
Fyhr Factor said:
Me soo horny.... Me soo horny , Me love you long time, mah.....Mah....$15 dolla,..each.. $15 dollar too boo koo,... $5 dollar each.... But me soo horny.., $10 dolla each..... :laugher: :laugher:
Him too becoup.

This might be 100% Alabama blakesnake, but it ain't too becoup.
 
I'm gonna give you three seconds--exactly three fu**ing seconds--to wipe that stupid lookin' grin off your face, or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull fu** you!
 
chjohn said:
I'm gonna give you three seconds--exactly three fu**ing seconds--to wipe that stupid lookin' grin off your face, or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull fu** you!
Well.............Anytime sweetheart.....

GET ON YOUR F***n KNEE'S..!!! ....Now choke yourself......

Not With YOUR F***n Hands !!!!! With MINE A$hole,

Now Choke yourself..!!!! :laugher: :laugher:
 
Fyhr Factor said:
Well.............Anytime sweetheart.....

GET ON YOUR F***n KNEE'S..!!! ....Now choke yourself......

Not With YOUR F***n Hands !!!!! With MINE A$hole,

Now Choke yourself..!!!! :laugher: :laugher:
I bet you're the kind of guy that would fu** a person in the ***, and not even have the god damned common courtesy to give him a reach around
 
chjohn said:
I bet you're the kind of guy that would fu** a person in the ***, and not even have the god damned common courtesy to give him a reach around
:laugher: :laugher: :laugher: :laugher:

Your days of banging.. O'l mary jane Rottencrotch days ..Are OVER...!!!!

This is my riffle....
This is my gun.....
:laugher:
 
The Martian ambassador feels terrible and asks permission to speak to Congress. I mean that's good, isn't it?
 
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