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Parrothead

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This may need to be moved to "Eat My Wake"...sorry wrong forum.


"Can I borrow your girlfriend"

"Runs with scissors"

"can you beer me now...GOOD!!!" <<Making fun of cell phone commercial

"free breathalyzer test...blow here" w/ an arrow pointing down below.

Help me out with some!!!
 
My buddy and fellow forum member, Johno, had some printed up with his company logo that says

"Never mind my big d#$k, I'm really a nice guy"

He was wearing it when we went to his house for dinner with his mom. She's a real character in her own right. :)

BTW, today is that crazy azzes birthday. There is no way for me to describe what I am going to get him here without being censored! :)
 
I saw this cute little t-shirt on this girl at LOTO a few weeks ago that said-

Objects Under This Shirt Are Larger Than They Appear

I GOT to have one of those. That is the funniest!!!!

Oh and there was this other chick that had a pair of shorts on the read on the butt

Poop Deck

:laugher: :laugher: :laugher: :laugher:
 
I have this one
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken
> > is leaning against
> > the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied
> > smile on its face.
> > The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet,
> > rolls over and says;
> >
> > Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question
 
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