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Super Goon At Large
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Ambitions


When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

When I was 16, I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion. So I
decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional.
Everything was an emergency, she was a drama queen, cried
all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed
a girl with some stability.

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring.
She was totally predictable and never got excited about
anything. Life became so dull that I decided I needed a girl with
some excitement.

When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up
with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on
anything. She did mad impetuous things and flirted with everyone she met.
She made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic,
but directionless.So I decided to find a girl with some ambition.

When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her.
She was so ambitious that
she divorced me and took everything I owned.

Now I am 40 and all I want is a girl with big
TITS.
 

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I refuse to reply on the grounds I might incriminate myself !!!
 

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Super Goon At Large
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Perfect is she single???????????????????????:laugher: :laugher: :laugher:
 

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Smart move Obnoxus!!

You just keep looking FADriver!! You can find a women with a brain and big *&%^*&, and you never know, she just might not take you for everything you have!!



:) :) :)
 

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Super Goon At Large
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Never happen!! They always take everything:laugher: :laugher:
 

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You haven't left yet either:laugher: :laugher: :laugher:
 

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Just remember,,,," Boating Accident " No Mr. Coast Guard guy,,, I don't know where she went !!! No sir I always only carried onw anchor,,,, I lost the second one a long time ago !!!! :evil: :evil: :evil: :devious: :devious: :devious:
 

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Um, I was to,,, yeah yeah thats the ticket
 

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So would be taking half my stuff !!!!
 

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Super Goon At Large
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Now look what I done went and started:eek: :eek:
 

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Hey Be Nice...
 

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Hey now keep me out of this, I know I started it and all but...................:laugher: :chase: :alien: :clown: :star:
 
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