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A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no
lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted & the
horse immediately springs into motion.

It gallops along at a steady & rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to
slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but
cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the
horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse
gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider.

Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to try &
throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in
the stirrup & she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as
her head is struck against the ground again & again. As her head is
battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness
when........












the Wal-Mart manager runs out to shut the horse off.



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Hate it when that happens:laugher: :laugher: :laugher:
 

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That joke is so old I was riding a mechanical horse when I first heard it! Come to think of it, I was a blonde on a mechanical horse... but I was sure no one saw me fall off... and my foot wasn't caught in the stirrup - it was tangled in the reins... and the ride stopped before the Walmart guy even got within 15 feet of me... he swore he'd never tell anyone!! :mad:
 
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