I was so itching to get on the water, (boat still INOP) I asked a buddy who has never boated if he wanted to go in on a deck boat rental for the day Saturday, he said sure, so I reserved the last one they had, 21' Tahoe with a 150 or so on the back... hey, last minutes beggers can't be choosers!
So he calls Friday and says cancel the reso, I just bought a boat. Holy crap I think, kick ***, save 'me' a couple hundred bucks! I ask him what he got, he says it's a 19' tahoe deck boat, I ask power, he says 3 liter something, I ask (praying) 4.3 liter right? He says yeah, maybe.
Well the closest this guy has ever been to a boat is his lawn tractor, so his chick, his two boys and my two girls head out, his V10 Excursion pulling this little red boat to the marina. Since they had no clue about anything, and were begging for help, I let them know all the basics, what the staging area was for, how the ramp is a 'short time' area, basics of backing up a boat, etc.
We were at the ramp about noon, lots of people, but most had already launched for the day... so we had some time before choosing one of the two long ramps down to the water.
He had gone out the night before with just his budy, and they had failed to put the transom tie-downs back on... and they had throttled the boat so far the bow eye was over the bow roller on the trailer... that was the easy part.
After about 20 min of yelling from the boat on how to back up his school bus with this little boat behind it, we were in the water kinda, completly jackknifed sideways on the ramp, with the transom sticking right into the port side of another launcher next to us. Needless to say I wish I was not there...
We finally got on the water, and let me say, 7 people in his boat w/two coolers kinda put a little stress on his little 3.0 4 banger. I never let out anything but positive vibes for him, he was so proud of his little boat. It can almost pull a tube if there are only 2-3 people aboard.
I didn't care, I was on the water, had him drop me and the girls on an island, and proceeded to kill my ice chest, hey, I wasn't driving.
Time to go home, he decides to let his wife back up the schoolbus, she is real confident.... well now its dusk, and EVERYONE is leaving, so there is quite the line, she attempts and failed to back the thing up for what seemed like forever, I jumped out and made her get out, backed down in 10 seconds, we were out and on the way home in minutes.
Great first boat for them, but I really wish he had called me first, I think they will out grow this boat by ohhh, this weekend.
Wow, that was long. I am bored today.
