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Our Tax System Explained: Bar Stool Economics
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> Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all
> ten comes to $100. If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes,
> it would go something like this:
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> The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing.
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> The fifth would pay $1.
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> The sixth would pay $3.
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> The seventh would pay $7.
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> The eighth would pay $12.
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> The ninth would pay $18.
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> The tenth man (the richest) would pay $59.
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> So, that's what they decided to do.
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> The ten men drank in the bar every day and seemed quite happy with the
> arrangement, until one day, the owner threw them a curve. 'Since you
> are all such good customers,' he said, 'I'm going to reduce the cost
> of your daily beer by $20.' Drinks for the ten now cost just $80.
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> The group still wanted to pay their bill the way we pay our taxes so
> the first four men were unaffected. They would still drink for free.
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> But what about the other six men - the paying customers?
> How could they divide the $20 windfall so that everyone would get his
> 'fair share?'
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> They realized that $20 divided by six is $3.33. But if they subtracted
> that from everybody's share, then the fifth man and the sixth man
> would each end up being paid to drink his beer. So, the bar owner
> suggested that it would be fair to reduce each man's bill by roughly
> the same amount, and he proceeded to work out the amounts each should
> pay.
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> And so:
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> The fifth man, like the first four, now paid nothing (100% savings).
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> The sixth now paid $2 instead of $3 (33%savings).
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> The seventh now pay $5 instead of $7 (28%savings).
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> The eighth now paid $9 instead of $12 (25% savings).
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> The ninth now paid $14 instead of $18 (22% savings).
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> The tenth now paid $49 instead of $59 (16% savings).
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> Each of the six was better off than before. And the first four
> continued to drink for free. But once outside the restaurant, the men
> began to compare their savings.
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> 'I only got a dollar out of the $20,'declared the sixth man. He
> pointed to the tenth man,' but he got $10!'
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> 'Yeah, that's right,' exclaimed the fifth man. 'I only saved a dollar,
> too. It's unfair that he got ten times more than I got'
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> 'That's true!!' shouted the seventh man. 'Why should he get $10 back
> when I got only two? The wealthy get all the breaks!'
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> 'Wait a minute,' yelled the first four men in unison. 'We didn't get
> anything at all. The system exploits the poor!'
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> The nine men surrounded the tenth and beat him up.
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> The next night the tenth man didn't show up for drinks so the nine sat
> down and had beers without him. But when it came time to pay the bill,
> they discovered something important. They didn't have enough money
> between all of them for even half of the bill!
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> And that, ladies and gentlemen, journalists and college professors, is
> how our tax system works. The people who pay the highest taxes get the
> most benefit from a tax reduction.
> Tax them too much, attack them for being wealthy, and they just may
> not show up anymore. In fact, they might start drinking overseas where
> the atmosphere is somewhat friendlier.
 

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So sad that there is so much truth to that:(

There are more and more ways to look at stuff that get closer and closer to convincing me to pull the plug...Instead of heading to work each day, I think I will collect social security for being dis-abled due to my disease, alcoholism. I now know 4 people that do just that. SAD...F'in SAD!!!!!!!
 

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Montgomery County MD is now learning that lesson. All the millionaires are moving or claiming another residence as primary for tax purposes. Serves em' right.
 

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Happening throughout the state of Maryland.

Some day people like soon to be eliminated Governor Martin O'Malley will realize the better class of tax payer to ATTRACT into the state are the top 5% of taxpayers. The fact of the matter is the low income people represent the highest cost to the state. If anyone needs to be shown the door, it is that bottom end.

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB124329282377252471.html
 

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the problem and ive pointed this out before about this particular email thingy is that it is the very bottom, not the bottom half that dont pay taxes. by that email anyone under, what, 5 mil a year, shouldnt pay taxes?
 
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