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As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, "I can't find a cause for your complaint.
Frankly, I think it's due to drinking."
"In that case," said the patient, "I'll come back when you're sober"
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An older gentleman had an appointment to see a urologist who shared an office with several other doctors. The waiting room was filled with patients.
As he approached the reception desk he noticed that the receptionist was a very large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler. He gave her his name.

In a very loud voice, the receptionist said: "YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE; YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?"

All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at the very embarrassed man.

He recovered quickly though, and in an equally loud voice replied "NO, I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION, BUT I DON'T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS."
 

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