[OldMagicfloat]

Blame the Raccoon on the site hiccup....

 

[FA18Driver]

Ok it is your fault Racoon............ now cut it out

 

[Mrs. Obnoxus]

Hey, wait!! If the racoon stops trying to invaid Boatnut's home, then we will not have any other stories!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[FA18Driver]

Oh don't worry, the Racoon has not yet begun to fight back.......................

 

[Mrs. Obnoxus]

So their still is the slight chance of Obnoxus and Boatnut either shooting themselves or going to jail??????????

:laugher: :laugher: :laugher:

 

[FA18Driver]

Well if history repeats itself, as it is prone to do then I would say YES they may still kill or mutalate one if not both of them and land in the pokey to boot

 

[obnoxus]

It was fascinating,,, Boatnut gets harassed just for having his boat in his driveway ( albeit it's yellow but still !! ) But us yahoos can pop of about 6 rounds with a 9MM at 2 am and no one cares !!!!!! Interesting world we live in !!!

 

[OldMagicfloat]

six roundsand you still missed? sounds like you should go to Lenscrafters w boatnut!!!

 

[insptech]

I can read the headline now:

2 Illinois men were killed last evening and an entire city block was burned to the ground when the men attempted to kill a racoon with a home made incindiary device. Apparently they stuffed a rag in a 6 gallon boat gas tank, lit it and threw it across the attic at the racoon.

The racoon was seen walking calmly away from the blaze........

 

[insptech]

Or you could try:

 

[Speedwake]

that's a good one ted!

 

[OldMagicfloat]

We won, I think
I gave him my car to go away

 

[OldMagicfloat]

If you think the offer of a puny GEO Metro is going to get me to pack up my family and head for the hills you're sadly mistaken Boatbutt...er... I mean Boatnut.

Wave the keys to a 560 SEL in front of my furry snout and I might notice you ....

 

[OldMagicfloat]

hey stuchamp,I thought you said they don't like music

 

[Mrs. Obnoxus]

Shyt - if she was smart she would atleast ask for a 38 Special (baja)!!!:laugher: :laugher:

 

[Stuchamp]

Shyt - if she was smart she would atleast ask for a 38 Special

I'm surprised she didn't take away their guns ! :laugher:

 

[Mrs. Obnoxus]

:laugher: :gunner: :laugher:

 

[gilla]

BN,

Love the ******** fiddler. Speedwake has more talent that SNL and better server/administrator than NASA.

 

[ducHunter]

Be coonful or you might end up at the doctors! :laugher: :laugher: :laugher:

 

[Mrs. Obnoxus]

Forget the Doctor - it is more like ending up in Jail!!!!!!!!!!:laugher: :gunner: