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A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or experience. She mounts the horse unassisted, and the horse immediately, unexpectedly springs forward!
It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip.
She flings her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, oblivious to its slipping rider.
She desperately looks around for help, but the world is a blur.
Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot becomes entangled in the stirrup, and she is now at the mercy of the pounding hooves
as her head is struck against the ground again and again. As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere seconds away from losing consciousness when her luck changes...

Sam, the Walmart greeter, sees her plight and unplugs the horse.:laugher: :laugher: :laugher:
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