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One day, Jimmy Joe was walking down Main Street when he saw his buddy Bubba driving a brand new pickup.

Bubba pulled up to him with a wide grin.

"Bubba, where'd you get that truck?"

"Bobby Sue gave it to me." Bubba replied.

"She gave it to you? I knew she was kinda sweet on ya, but a new truck?"

"Well, Jimmy Joe, let me tell you what happened. We were driving out on County Road 6, in the middle of nowhere. Bobby Sue pulled off the road, put the truck in 4-wheel drive, and headed into the woods. She parked the truck, got out, threw off her clothes andsaid, "Bubba, take whatever you want."

"So I took the truck!"

"Bubba, you're a smart man! Them clothes would'a never fit you!"
 

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Slightly modified for RJ and tcob.... :D

One day, Johnny Jake was walking down Main Street, Corinth when he saw his buddy Bubba driving a brand new Ford pickup.

Bubba pulled up to him with a wide grin.

"Bubba, where'd you get that truck?"

"Bobby Sue gave it to me." Bubba replied.

"She gave it to you? I knew she was kinda sweet on ya, but a new truck?"

"Well, Johnny Jake, let me tell you what happened. We were driving out on County Road 4, in the middle of nowhere. Bobby Sue pulled off the road, put the truck in 4-wheel drive, and headed up the mountain. She parked the truck, got out, threw off her clothes and said, "Bubba, take whatever you want."

"So I took the truck!"

"Bubba, you're a smart man! Them clothes would'a never fit you!"


The moral of the story is that too much Bud Light affects your ability to think clearly... :D

Lemonade however will not restore dead brain cells
 

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Trojan Express said:
Slightly modified for RJ and tcob.... :D

One day, Johnny Jake was walking down Main Street, Corinth when he saw his buddy Bubba driving a brand new Ford pickup.

Bubba pulled up to him with a wide grin.

"Bubba, where'd you get that truck?"

"Bobby Sue gave it to me." Bubba replied.

"She gave it to you? I knew she was kinda sweet on ya, but a new truck?"

"Well, Johnny Jake, let me tell you what happened. We were driving out on County Road 4, in the middle of nowhere. Bobby Sue pulled off the road, put the truck in 4-wheel drive, and headed up the mountain. She parked the truck, got out, threw off her clothes and said, "Bubba, take whatever you want."

"So I took the truck!"

"Bubba, you're a smart man! Them clothes would'a never fit you!"


The moral of the story is that too much Bud Light affects your ability to think clearly... :D

Lemonade however will not restore dead brain cells

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Trojan Express said:
Slightly modified for RJ and tcob.... :D

One day, Johnny Jake was walking down Main Street, Corinth when he saw his buddy Bubba driving a brand new Ford pickup.

Bubba pulled up to him with a wide grin.

"Bubba, where'd you get that truck?"

"Bobby Sue gave it to me." Bubba replied.

"She gave it to you? I knew she was kinda sweet on ya, but a new truck?"

"Well, Johnny Jake, let me tell you what happened. We were driving out on County Road 4, in the middle of nowhere. Bobby Sue pulled off the road, put the truck in 4-wheel drive, and headed up the mountain. She parked the truck, got out, threw off her clothes and said, "Bubba, take whatever you want."

"So I took the truck!"

"Bubba, you're a smart man! Them clothes would'a never fit you!"


The moral of the story is that too much Bud Light affects your ability to think clearly... :D

Lemonade however will not restore dead brain cells
You shouldn't mix your drinks, then laugh so hard at your own jokes..

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very funny guys. in his younger days bubba probably would have had bobby sue and her two little sisters and still got that ford . and didn't we "mix" our drinks yesterday ? :D
 
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