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A lady walks into a boat dealership. She browses around, then spots the perfect boat and walks over to inspect it. As she bends down to see into the cabin, she farts loudly. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now.
As she turns back, there standing in the boat next to her is a salesman.
"Good day, madam. How may we help you today?"
Very uncomfortably, she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely boat ?"
He answers, "Madam, if you farted just standing in it, you are very likely going to sh*t when you hear the price !!!
As she turns back, there standing in the boat next to her is a salesman.
"Good day, madam. How may we help you today?"
Very uncomfortably, she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely boat ?"
He answers, "Madam, if you farted just standing in it, you are very likely going to sh*t when you hear the price !!!
