Super Goon At Large
Well folks we had our 17th annual poker run this last weekend and to tell ya that it wasn't one He** of a party would be an understatement. We had a blast, We went from the Clear Lake Hilton to a little place in Crystal Beach and from there to Galveston (Moody Gardens) and then to one of our memebres house and back to the Hilton. All in all about 140 miles or so. We had over 60 boats and about 300 or so people for the run. One of our sponsors was Hooter's and as such any boat with an empty seat got a Hooter's gril....(I got 4) ......well they ain't the sharpest tool's in the shed if you get my drift......I had been telling them all day to sit downa nd hold on when we were running hard....well on the way back from Galveston we were running about 65 or so and thie huge Cig comes by (48' triple 1000's) and boy is he haulin a**. Well we are coming up on the Freighter in the bay and along side him is a sale boat. Well the Cig blows by me and as he does I see all of the guys on his boat waving at the sailboat..... seems on the front of the sailboat are 3 little hotties with nothing on but a smile..... Now they have my attention and when I look back ahead I see the Cig flying thru the air over this huge wake from the freighter........looked like he flew 50' into the air!! mmore like 20 or 25 but he was way up there...... Well now I am about to hit this wake and it is too late...... wham we just launch off this wake and we are really up there also. Well I see all sorts of chit flying around, beer cans and coke can's seems the lid flew open on one of the coolers and stuff is flying out of it all over the place...... well I look back and all I can see are the feet and a** of this little Hooter girl floating almost in mid air!!! and one of the other girls has a hold of her bikini bottoms trying to hold her down!!! about that time wham we hit bottom and she slames into the seat and one of the other girls......well during this her bottoms have come off and the other girl has let go of them..... well we are now coming down on the bootm of the wake and we stuff the nose into the water and get a flood over the front and it washes her bottoms over the side needless to say it was a he** of a ride!!!