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Dear Abby

I am a crack dealer in Baltimore, Maryland, who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Essex. One of my sisters lives in Rehoboth Beach and is married to a transvestite. My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Dundalk.

I have two brothers: one is currently serving a life sentence at Patuxent for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three children.

I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in Glen Burnie. She is a part time 'working girl'.

All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiancee and look forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her . Should I tell her about my cousin who supports Obama for President?

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