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If you throw a cat out of the car window, does it become kitty litter?
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> : Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?
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> : What do people in China call their good plates?
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> : Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
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> : Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
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> : Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't
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> : Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
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> : Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations where smoking is prohibited?
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> : Have you ever imagined a world without Hypothetical situations?
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> : Why is a bra singular and panties plural?
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> : You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes,
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> : If a firefighter fights fire and a crime fighter fights crime, what
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> : If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil?
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> : If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your
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> : Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up ATM?
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> : If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
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> : If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
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