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From the New England Journal of Medicine:

Great news for girl watchers: Ogling over women's breasts is good for a man's health and can add years to his life, medical experts have discovered.

According to the New England Journal of Medicine, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out" declared gerontologist Dr. Karen Weatherby.

Dr. Weatherby and fellow researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany, reached the startling conclusion after comparing the health of 200 male outpatients - half of whom were instructed to look at busty females daily, the other half told to refrain from doing so.

The study revealed that after five years, the chest-watchers had lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and fewer instances of coronary artery disease. "Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation," explains Dr. Weatherby. "There's no question: Gazing at breasts makes men healthier."

"Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years."
...hmmm - I wonder if PC boobies count?

I knew I was doing something right to live this long !
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wow that is good news.....with this info in hand, I figure that I am set to live forever:D:D:D
 

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Damn, I REALLY hate to be the bearer of bad tidings but this falls into the category of if it seems too good to be true then it probably is.

The following is reprinted from snopes.com the urban legends reference page.

Watching busty females may indeed be good for a man's health and add years to his life (by giving him something to look forward to, if nothing else), but men who want to make the case for engaging in this behavior to their wives or girlfriends will have to do so without relying on the imprimatur of the medical community. The article referred to above was not printed in The New England Journal of Medicine or any other major medical journal. It is, in fact, a slight reworking of a piece that has run on at least two occasions in that celebrated tabloid Fountain of Truth, the Weekly World News (13 May 1997 and 21 March 2000) and has escaped into the wild. Although the Weekly World News occasionally slips up and prints a true story, we suspect this one belongs in the "HOW TO TELL IF YOUR DOG WORSHIPS SATAN!" and "NEW REMOTE-CONTROL DEVICE GIVES WOMEN ORGASMS -- AT UP TO 80 YARDS AWAY!" class.


Really sorry if this ruins your day Stuchamp.
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BTW, I have noticed that you now need fewer than 100 posts to hit the 1000 post milestone. The nut still needs over 300 to get to 2000 . . . Odds are now 3:2 in favor of Stuchamp.
 

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Legend - shmegend... Like men really need an excuse to ogle women!:rolleyes:

I noticed the 'study' didn't say anything about looking at 'onions'... what's an 'onion' anyway... and don't say a bulbous vegetable!
 

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hey no fair...you gotta earn them points.......
 

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it ain't fair I tell ya......
 

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laster said:

Really sorry if this ruins your day Stuchamp.


BTW, I have noticed that you now need fewer than 100 posts to hit the 1000 post milestone. The nut still needs over 300 to get to 2000 . . . Odds are now 3:2 in favor of Stuchamp.
It didn't ruin my day. I found it on a joke page and didn't expect it to be taken seriously. :D
It sure sounds good though !
Laster, I forgot all about your post race deal.
The Bnut could be in trouble, too bad we don't have these odds for that triple crown race ! :D
 

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GEB, can you get me some points if I tell you?I know you know somebody who can hook me up.;) :D
Hmmmm... you probably wouldn't want to do what I had to do to get my points! :D

Just kidding! How many points would it take for you to tell me?
 

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COOKING METHODS

I can't give an answer yet as I seem to be running into a problem.I'm getting a smell similiar to burning rubber every time I fire up the grill.
 

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