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My first joke post... please be kind. :)

Once upon a time, there was a happy little fly
buzzing around a barn when she happened upon a large
pile of fresh cow manure. Since it had been hours
since her last meal, she flew down to the irresistible
delicacy and began to pig out.

She ate and ate...and then...she ate some more!!!
Finally, she decided she'd had plenty. She washed her
face with her tiny front legs, belched a few times,
then attempted to fly away. But alas...she had eaten
far too much and could not get off the ground.

Wondering what to do about this unpleasant situation,
she looked around and spotted a pitchfork leaning
upright against the barn wall. She'd found a
solution!! She realized if she could just climb up
that handle and jump off to become airborne she'd be
able to fly again.

So, she painstakingly climbed to the top of the
handle. Once there, she took a deep breath, spread her
tiny wings, and leaped confidently into the air. She
dropped like a rock and splattered all over the ground.

Dead Fly.

What is the moral of this sad story?

"Don’t go flying off the handle when you know you're
full of sh*t."
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