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A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down
in
his seat. He notices immediately that the guy
next to him has a black eye, too. He says to him, "Hey, this is a
coincidence,
we both have black eyes; mind if I ask how you
got yours?"
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The other guy says, "Well, it just happened. It was a tongue twister
accident.
See, I was at the ticket counter and this
gorgeous blonde with the most massive breasts in the world was there. So,
instead of saying, 'I'd like two tickets to
Pittsburgh,' I accidentally said, 'I'd like two pickets to Tittsburgh',
and she
socked me a good one."
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The first guy replies, "Wow! This is unbelievable. Mine was a tongue
twister,
too! I was at the breakfast table and I wanted
to say to my wife, 'Please pour me a bowl of Frosties, honey.' But I
accidentally said, 'You ruined my life you evil,
self-centered, fat-assed bitch.
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Oldie but goodie:D :D
 
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