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"OLD" IS WHEN..... Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and
you answer, "Honey, I can't do both!"

"OLD" IS WHEN..... Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes
and you're barefoot.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens
the garage door.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as
you don't have to go along.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of
by the police.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting a little action" means I don't need to take any
fiber today.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking

"OLD" IS WHEN..... An "all nighter" means not getting up to pee.


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Yeah well, I'd have a lot more sympathy Gordo if I weren't facing one of those birthdays that end in zero myself in three weeks. And mine is worse than yours.:(

· Super Goon At Large
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Hey I ask about one of them cards..... they said I was too young to get it......... I was looking forward to the discount:D:D
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