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Yes, it's true... the Fed Ex guy came today, delivered me his package, and when he left, I found I had crabs!
Large, hard, plump, meaty, and ready for me to devour... how could I resist?! My mouth watered with anticipation as my hands worked the meat free and guided it to my lips. MMM-mmm... the taste, the texture, the juices... I was in was heaven!
I indulged my desires until I was so full I couldn't take any more. I had to get up and turn away, even though there was all that sweet, white meat right there in front of me ready for the taking. The experience was so AMAZING that when I was done I had to lay down and rest.
When Jeff came home, I told him what had transpired, and he made me do it all over again with him!
Thank you so much Andrew (ducHunter) for a wonderful evening... I may have crabs, but oh, baby, am I ever SATISFIED!!!
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Large, hard, plump, meaty, and ready for me to devour... how could I resist?! My mouth watered with anticipation as my hands worked the meat free and guided it to my lips. MMM-mmm... the taste, the texture, the juices... I was in was heaven!
I indulged my desires until I was so full I couldn't take any more. I had to get up and turn away, even though there was all that sweet, white meat right there in front of me ready for the taking. The experience was so AMAZING that when I was done I had to lay down and rest.
When Jeff came home, I told him what had transpired, and he made me do it all over again with him!
Thank you so much Andrew (ducHunter) for a wonderful evening... I may have crabs, but oh, baby, am I ever SATISFIED!!!