Obnoxus, Where's the boobs? The reason you could no longer find them without help is because of your age. I feel it is my obligation to explain something to you now since you have become like the Son I NEVER wanted.
At age 32 your lower unit quits working properly
(aka. little Dennis,wanker)
No matter how many times you try to change pitch,you can never obtain the NEEDED Rpm's to get the proper thrust for
(little Dennis) to get on plane.
Now here is the GOOD news. This is only temporary. Your lower unit(little Dennis) will come back even stronger at around the age of ,oh let me see,40. You will come back so strong,RABBITS become jealous.Think, this is only a 8 year dry spell.You can do that standing on your head.(The big 1 not Little obnoxus)
Well there it is,sorry I had to be the one to tell you,but what are friends for?
P.S---Later I will have some more good news,bad news to clue you in on. Let this sink in 1st