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Three women are sitting naked in the sauna. Suddenly there is a beeping sound.
The first lady presses her forearm and the beeping stops.
The others look at her curiously. "That's my pager," she says, "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."

A few minutes later a phone rings. The second woman lifts her palm to her ear.
When she finishes she explains, "That's my mobile phone....I have a microchip in my hand."

The third woman, feeling decidedly low-tech, steps out of the sauna.
In a few minutes she returns with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her butt.

The others raise their eyebrows.

"Oh excuse me she says, I'm getting a fax."

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