Hostage Situation...

Wow, somebody is holding rum ... ?

Hap, I`m here for you buddy. A friend of mine is a negotiator with the Dallas PD. :cl1:

Best of luck Hap!

greeneyedbeacher said:

Hey Hap,
Did you hear from the booze-nappers yet? So who is Son of Stan??? Dave, Mary, Brooke, the other Jeff & his wife, Jeff and I were all really worried about the fate of your rum, and we all agreed to pitch in if you need ransom money, so let us know if we can help.

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I'm shocked at this thread.
Some things are sacred, and shouldn't be joked about.

I need a Captain and diet coke, to settle my nerves.
Just the tought of someone stealing rum off a boat.
That's terrible.

greeneyedbeacher said:

Hey Hap,
Did you hear from the booze-nappers yet? So who is Son of Stan??? Dave, Mary, Brooke, the other Jeff & his wife, Jeff and I were all really worried about the fate of your rum, and we all agreed to pitch in if you need ransom money, so let us know if we can help.

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He was so upset , he didn't come home last night. Stayed on the boat hoping to find the suspect and the bottle. :laugher: :laugher:

Damn Hap, someone stole your Captain! Somebody stole mine to.....but they left me an empty bottle....I'm having it dusted for prints right now.

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noise pollution said:

He was so upset , he didn't come home last night. Stayed on the boat hoping to find the suspect and the bottle. :laugher: :laugher:

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:laugher: :laugher:

Ikes brother said:

Damn Hap, someone stole your Captain! Somebody stole mine to.....but they left me an empty bottle....I'm having it dusted for prints right now.

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It wasn't Captain. It was the Mailabu!

Where did this travesty of justice & boating protocol happen ?

Makin-Memories said:

Where did this travesty of justice & boating protocol happen ?

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Chesapeake Inn! Boat was on A dock. We were upstairs in the ballroom for a graduation party. A friend went down to the boat to grab something and found the note..which was written in all caps on a napkin... with a skull and cross bones drawn on :laugher: It was agreed that it looked like a females handwritting because it was very legible.

this is too funny!

Don't get depressed Hap.

July 18th is Captain Morgan promo day at the Goose.
Maybe you can get some free samples

Ikes brother said:

Damn Hap, someone stole your Captain! Somebody stole mine to.....but they left me an empty bottle....I'm having it dusted for prints right now.

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Something tells me they will be your prints.....booze hound.

Daddy's Girl said:

... A friend went down to the boat to grab something and found the note..which was written in all caps on a napkin... It was agreed that it looked like a females handwritting because it was very legible.

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And didn't this 'friend' who found the ransom note just happen to be a female... hmmm, sounds very suspicious to me! :dontdoit:

MarkyMark said:

Something tells me they will be your prints.....booze hound.

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maybe

greeneyedbeacher said:

And didn't this 'friend' who found the ransom note just happen to be a female... hmmm, sounds very suspicious to me! :dontdoit:

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Yea, but we know it wasn't her

Makin-Memories said:

Don't get depressed Hap.

July 18th is Captain Morgan promo day at the Goose.
Maybe you can get some free samples

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OK - A Fun Run tune-up!

will an engine run off the alcohol reeking from Haps pores?

what Octane is Captain Morgan anyway?

Just the right amount ! :laugher:

Makin-Memories said:

Just the right amount ! :laugher:

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I smell some shady work here.

I think Hap drank the bottle, filled it with cement and ditched the body. Used the ransom note to cover his tracks and hopefully get more from the unsuspecting.

Thats low hap...real low.

As for the wrinting looking like a female.....the guy wheres bikini's and thongs.....what makes you think he cant write in bubbly letters!!

IM ONTO YOU MR...........Wheres CSI when you need them... :dead1:

Speedwake said:

OK - A Fun Run tune-up!

will an engine run off the alcohol reeking from Haps pores?

what Octane is Captain Morgan anyway?

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Captain Morgan has set up a permanent address in Haps liver....I am quite sure he is at the point where the fish get drunk when he pees in the water...

as for the Octane.....who's counting? :clown: