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Well, I'm sleeping with the guy that started the site. One night he kept obsessively writing site names on my naked body with whipped cream, and then he proceeded to lick off the names he didn't like. 'SPEEDWAKE.info' was the only name left when we both reached the crucial moment of ecstasy, so that's the name he went with. I still get a tingle every time I type it... Speedwake.com... Speedwake.com... SPEEDWAKE.info... SPEEDWAKE.COM... Oh, Oh, MMM-mmm! That's how I got here, and that's why I keep comin'!! 
