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A woman takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. Her 9
year old son comes home unexpectedly, so she puts him in the closet and
shuts the door. Her husband also comes home, so she puts her lover in the
closet, with the little boy.

The little boy says, "Dark in here."

The man says, "Yes, it is."

Boy - "I have a baseball."

Man - "That's nice."

Boy - "Want to buy it?"

Man - "No, thanks."

Boy - "My dad's outside."

Man - "OK, how much?"

Boy - "$250"

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in
the closet together.

Boy - "Dark in here."

Man - "Yes, it is."

Boy - "I have a baseball glove."

The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"

Boy - "$750"

Man - "Fine."

A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove and ball and
let's go outside and play catch."

The boy says, "I can't, I sold them."

The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"

Boy - "$1,000"

The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that,
that is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to
church and make you go to confession."

They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the
confession booth and he closes the door. The boy says, "Dark in here."

The priest says, "Don't start that sh!t again."

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