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TAMPONS AND CIGARETTES
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the
aisles. The salesgirl notices him and asks him if she can
help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of
tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct
aisle.
A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls
and a ball of string on the counter.
She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for
some tampons for your wife?"
He answers, "You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my
wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes and! She
came home with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers.
Because it is Soooooo much cheaper.
So, I figure that if I have to roll my own, SO DOES SHE!
:laugher: :laugher:
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the
aisles. The salesgirl notices him and asks him if she can
help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of
tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct
aisle.
A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls
and a ball of string on the counter.
She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for
some tampons for your wife?"
He answers, "You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my
wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes and! She
came home with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers.
Because it is Soooooo much cheaper.
So, I figure that if I have to roll my own, SO DOES SHE!
:laugher: :laugher:
