Hey I'm here. For a few moments anyway. I am sitting at the service desk contemplating suicide,when I decided to knock out a post or 15

I'm so busy,I can stick a broom up my ass and sweep the floors while I'm running around
Tim,you need to get me a job with you. You know ,the one where you just show up to collect the paycheck
I could be your post flunkie,so when your busy I can post for you. Good idea huh?
you miss the nut when he's not here,huh ???????