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Karen the blonde was getting pretty desperate for money. She decided to go to the nicer, richer neighborhoods around town and look for odd jobs as a handywoman. The first house she came to, a man answered the door and told Karen, "Yeah, I have a job for ya. How would you like to paint the porch?"
"Sure that sounds great!" said Karen.
"Well, uh, how much do you want?" asked the man.
"Is fifty bucks okay?" Karen asked.
"Yeah that's great. You'll find the paint and other things you'll need in the garage."
The man went back into his house to his wife, who had been listening. "Fifty bucks! Does she know the porch goes all the way around the house?" his wife asked.
"Well, she must, she was standing right on it!" her husband replied.
About 15 minutes later, Karen knocked on the door. "I'm all finished," she told the man.
He was amazed. "You painted the whole porch?"
"Yeah," Karen replied, "I even had some paint left, so I put on two coats!" The man reached into his wallet to pay her.
"Oh, by the way," Karen said helpfully, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
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No offense, Mitcher T
Karen, thats another story ! :laugher: sorry!
"Sure that sounds great!" said Karen.
"Well, uh, how much do you want?" asked the man.
"Is fifty bucks okay?" Karen asked.
"Yeah that's great. You'll find the paint and other things you'll need in the garage."
The man went back into his house to his wife, who had been listening. "Fifty bucks! Does she know the porch goes all the way around the house?" his wife asked.
"Well, she must, she was standing right on it!" her husband replied.
About 15 minutes later, Karen knocked on the door. "I'm all finished," she told the man.
He was amazed. "You painted the whole porch?"
"Yeah," Karen replied, "I even had some paint left, so I put on two coats!" The man reached into his wallet to pay her.
"Oh, by the way," Karen said helpfully, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
:gunner: :dead:
No offense, Mitcher T
Karen, thats another story ! :laugher: sorry!
