That's Kentucky lake. In the bay across from FAT Daddy's (1st Eastern bay as you go south from ther Highway 79 brigde, Paris landing). Yeah you have to be real careful here, average lake depth is only 12 feet. I stay in the channels. Some nice powerboats, they have a POKER Run, see mid american boating.
As far as the hood ornament, yeah spit shining is the way to go! Need to get a few more of em, can never have enough, who knows, my girl might like it too, (bonus).
That snokeler is known as the "lock ness monster", its one of our boys, he is learning to swim and I can't keep him out of the water.
She will wear the "real thong" when the kids are not around. They are a little young yet 5 and 10 and don't realize that mom is a hottie.
Any other Kentucky/Tennesee boaters here? Drop me a line.