I thought it was original.
New sign for my dock, what do you think?
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I thought it was original.
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My neighbor is a bar restaurant. Many think they can tie up and jump the hedge. I was looking for a sign that politely said Private property without sending my friends away. I think this is it.
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How about;
"Trespassers will be towed and anchored 800FT from shore. Have a nice swim."
What about replacing the hedge with a security hedge. These plants are very thick and have long thorns. They're used around some courthouses and federal buildings including the White House.
"Trespassers will be towed and anchored 800FT from shore. Have a nice swim."
What about replacing the hedge with a security hedge. These plants are very thick and have long thorns. They're used around some courthouses and federal buildings including the White House.
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Both those ideas would work, however I'm in a system that where I live is no wider than 200'. Also the hedge idea I can't use because thats how we get over, when we are to Lazy to walk around. Hammer, a few of my friends are big boobs, so your welcome!
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Just poking fun.
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I like it. You can add if your nice looking,you must also be showing your boobs
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So what's the criteria for 'REALLY BIG', and how do you determine if the boobs qualify?
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Well, if I post this sign next summer, I believe it will be up to the individual women to personally asses herself. Put yourself in that position. Sunny Saturday afternoon, 5 boats tied up, music cranked, people dancing on dock, patio, and boat. Then you see the sign! What do you do? You asses yourself and decide, as your date is LOL.:laugher:
I not serious, I hope you understand. I all truth if I post that sign and the wife finds out, look out!:angry1:
I not serious, I hope you understand. I all truth if I post that sign and the wife finds out, look out!:angry1:
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I LOVE the sign... especially suitable for power boaters!!! You wanna know what I would do if I see that sign... would there be beads involved???
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greeneyedbeacher said:I LOVE the sign... especially suitable for power boaters!!! You wanna know what I would do if I see that sign... would there be beads involved???
Wanna sucker little girl:laugher:
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greeneyedbeacher said:So what's the criteria for 'REALLY BIG', and how do you determine if the boobs qualify?
Well,if your feeling them up and your arm is around their waist at the timt,they are most likely a good canditate to leave their tops on
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