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Q: What is the difference between a woman and a toilet seat?
A: Toilet seats dont follow you around after you use them.

Q: Why don't Women pass the driving test the 1st time?
A: Because whenever the car stops, they hop in the back seat.

Q: How is a woman like a laxative?
A: They both irritate the chit out of you.

Q: What's worse than a male chauvinist pig?
A: A woman that won't do what she's told.

Q: What's it called when a woman is paralyzed from the waist
down?
A: Marriage.

Q: Why are hangovers better than women?
A: Hangovers will go away.

Q: What are the small bumps around a woman's' nipples for?
A: It's Braille for "suck here".

Q: What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts
that a 25 year old doesn't?
A: Her navel.

Q: Why do men die before their wives?
A: They want to.

Q: What's the difference between a woman with PMS and a
pitbull?
A: Lipstick.

Q: What's a wife?
A: An attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework
done.

Q: Why do women have tits?
A: So men will talk to them.

Q: Why do women close their eyes during sex?
A: They can't stand seeing a man have a good time.

Q: What's six inches long and two inches wide and drives
women wild?
A: Money.

Q: If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag you,
what have you done wrong?
A: Made her chain too long.

Q: Why was the woman crossing the road?
A: Who cares! What's she doing out of the kitchen?

Q: What's the difference between your wife and your job?
A: After 5 years your job will still suck.

Q: Why were shopping carts invented?
A: To teach women to walk on their hind legs.
 

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Q: What are the small bumps around a woman's' nipples for?
A: It's Braille for "suck here".

LMAO :laugher: :laugher: :laugher:
 

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:laugher: :laugher: :laugher: :laugher: ROTFLMFAO




How is a woman like a laxative?
A: They both irritate the chit out of you.
:laugher: :laugher:
 

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Super Goon At Large
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Q: How do you know when a women's about to say something
smart?
A: She starts her sentence with "A wise man once told me...."
 

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Like I said prior!!! You guys never should ask a women to marry you then!!!!

FA18driver - you should have known better after #2!!

Have you learned your lesson yet???????

:D :D :D :p: :p:
 

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Well I hope so, but if the right one were to flash her baby blues my way........................................... I am a sucker for blue eyes
 

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That was F''ing hilarious !!!!
 

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:laugher: :laugher:

Q: What's the difference between your wife and your job?
A: After 5 years your job will still suck.
:laugher: :laugher:
 
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