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Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic weekend
> vacation. When they get there, the guy goes out to chop some wood.
> When he gets back, he says, "Honey, my hands are freezing!"
>
> She says, "Well put them here between my legs and that will warm
> them up."
>
> After lunch he goes back out to chop some more wood and comes back
> and says again, "Man! My hands are really freezing!"
>
> She says again, "Well put them here between my legs and that will
> warm them up."
>
> He does, and again that warms him up. After dinner, he goes out
> one more time to chop wood for the night. When he returns, he
> again says, "Honey, my hands are really freezing!"
>
> She looks at him and says, "For crying out loud,...
> don't your *ears* ever get cold?!?!?"
> vacation. When they get there, the guy goes out to chop some wood.
> When he gets back, he says, "Honey, my hands are freezing!"
>
> She says, "Well put them here between my legs and that will warm
> them up."
>
> After lunch he goes back out to chop some more wood and comes back
> and says again, "Man! My hands are really freezing!"
>
> She says again, "Well put them here between my legs and that will
> warm them up."
>
> He does, and again that warms him up. After dinner, he goes out
> one more time to chop wood for the night. When he returns, he
> again says, "Honey, my hands are really freezing!"
>
> She looks at him and says, "For crying out loud,...
> don't your *ears* ever get cold?!?!?"