no one?

 

Gezzzzzzz....must not be possible............... :dead:

 

face it, Chit stinks...

 

 

face it, Chit stinks...

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I am falling off my chair with this one!!!!!!!!!

You ain't kiddin why does the d@$m cat have to chit the second you get done cleaning the litter box


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I am falling off my chair with this one!!!!!!!!!

You ain't kiddin why does the d@$m cat have to chit the second you get done cleaning the litter box


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Because the arrogant SOB's know they can! That is why! They are the anti-Christ! DEVILS!

 

So you like your kitties do you?

They are cute aren't they!

 

Mine isn't cute. He is 14, fat, lazy and stinks. His cuteness was long gone before I ever met him....although, it is great fun to lie him on his back on the laminate floor in the kitchen....and SPIN HIM around and around and around and around.....10-15-20 times....then let him try to walk down the stairs....DIZZY..HEHEHE. No wonder he likes to poop in the fresh litter. He hates me.

 

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You ain't kiddin why does the d@$m cat have to chit the second you get done cleaning the litter box


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The same reason a baby only takes a dump in a nice clean diaper. :laugh:

 

SHIP, have you tried soaking him in LYE to restore him yet :laugher: :laugher: :laugher:

 

Does he look like this when he does this to you? Dig that hole!

 

SHIP, have you tried soaking him in LYE to restore him yet :laugher: :laugher: :laugher:

You should see those parts in there fizzing....just like Alkaseltzer....hehe....I can imagine his little head foaming in there. That is sick.

 

Does he look like this when he does this to you? Dig that hole!

Looks just like the fat a$$

 

Did you take any pics of that cat taking that big ole Dump...I would like to see that......Hey try this , feed the SOB some antifreeze then put him in the freezer ,leave him in there for 3 days .See if it was good antifreeze. let me know what brand you use

 

Have a vet install a fitting for disposable colostomy bags. You know, something with a QD fitting or whatever. That way when it's full you just unplug it and throw it away; no mess or unpleasant aroma. If all else fails just spray his a$$ with new car smell spray or something.

 

Some of the anti-cat jokes are in very bad taste.
I could make some comments about dogs, but I won't.

If your cat is 14 and his/her "deposts" smell real bad then get it to a vet. There may be something seriously wrong. We had a cat that was going through kidney failure. His poop was really, really bad. Talk about foul smelling!!!
Either that or the food your feeding it is all wrong.
We've had cats for 30 years and their pans never smelled bad.....except when they were sick.

We keep the pans in the garage. I installed a cat door in the house to garage door. This way any smell is out there and not in the house.
Our cats do not go out loose. We have a screened in porch and that's as far as they go. People don't know we have cats till they see them. House doesn't have a cat smell.

Try changing it's diet. We feed our two cats canned food in the morning and night (one 4oz can split between them @ each feeding) along with a small bowl of dry food (Eukanuba brand) for them to pick on throughout the day. And fresh water every morning.

 

I hate cats.


My wife always had a cat before we met. She had a cat when we first married. I hated it. It hated me . . . and most everyone else too for that matter, including my wife.
We were moving to another city, had everything packed, except the cat. My wife carries the cat to the truck. Just as she`s opening the door of the truck, the cat freaked out and attacked my wife. She now has an 8 inch scar down her arm from the cat`s claws.
She threw the cat down and we never saw him again. *******.


I hate cats.

 

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Let the cat try this....

 

Some of the anti-cat jokes are in very bad taste.
I could make some comments about dogs, but I won't.

If your cat is 14 and his/her "deposts" smell real bad then get it to a vet.

Much of what we say here is in very bad taste! Check the unleashed section!

 

Let the cat try this....

Ummmmm. Don't think so. :laugher:

One of mine took down a crow. Schit myself as I saw him dragging the crow by the head across the yard. Where is my camera when I need it. :angry1:

 

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