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> One of the city's top cardiac specialists died. At his funeral, the
> coffin
> was placed in front of a huge mock-up of a heart made up of red
> flowers.
> When the pastor finished with his sermon, and after everyone said their
> good-byes, the large heart opened. The coffin rolled inside and the
> heart
> closed again.
> At that moment, one of the mourners burst into a fit of laughter.
> Irritated
> by his insensitivity, the guy next to him asked, "Why are you laughing,
> Buddy?"
> "I was just thinking about my own funeral," the man replied. "I'm a
> gynecologist."
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