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Here's the math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce...

After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.

Assuming he banged her every night during their 5 year relationship (and
being married men, we all know THAT doesn't happen), it ends up costing him
$26,849 per lay, not counting attorney's fees and court costs.

On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer's call girl Kristen charges $4,000 an
hour. Crazy, right?

But...

Had Paul McCartney employed Kristen for 5 years, he would've paid $7.3
million for an hour of s-e-x every night for 5 years (a savings of
$41+million).

Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing,
never a headache, wide open menu, ability to put BOTH legs around you, no
b!tching and complaining or 'to do' lists. Best of all, she leaves when
you're done, and comes back the next day, ready for another round. All at
1/7th the cost, with no legal fees.

Is it just me, or is it better to rent?
 

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you have to remember the 49Mil was the buy out price. You are not factoring the month cost threw out the five years.
 

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Not to mention the ability to rent different models and more than one rental at a time without any penalty
 
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