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>
> LIST OF POSSIBLE SLOGANS PROMOTING NATIONAL CONDOM WEEK:
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> 1. COVER YOUR STUMP BEFORE U HUMP
>
> 2. BEFORE YOU ATTACK HER, WRAP YOUR
> WHACKER
>
> 3. DON'T BE SILLY, PROTECT YOUR WILLY
>
> 4. WHEN IN DOUBT, SHROUD YOUR SPOUT
>
> 5. DON'T BE A LONER, COVER YOUR BONER
>
> 6. YOU CAN'T GO WRONG IF YOU SHIELD YOUR
> DONG
>
> 7. IF YOU'RE NOT GOIN TO SACK IT, GO HOME
> AND WHACK IT
>
> 8. IF YOU THINK SHE'S SPUNKY, COVER YOUR
> MONKEY
>
> 9. IF YOU SLIP BETWEEN HER THIGHS, BE SURE
> TO CONDOMIZE
> 10. IT WILL BE SWEETER IF YOU WRAP YOUR
> PETER
>
> 11. SHE WON'T GET SICK IF YOU WRAP YOUR
> DICK
>
> 12. IF YOU GO IN HEAT, PACKAGE YOUR MEAT
>
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> 13. WHILE YOU'RE UNDRESSING VENUS, DRESS UP
> YOUR PENIS
>
> 14. WHEN YOU TAKE OFF HER PANTS AND BLOUSE,
> ZIP UP YOUR TROUSER MOUSE
>
> 15. ESPECIALLY IN DECEMBER, GIFT WRAP YOUR
> MEMBER
>
> 16. NEVER, NEVER DECK HER WITH AN UNWRAPPED
> PECKER
>
> 17. DON'T BE A FOOL, VULCANIZE YOUR TOOL
>
> 18. THE RIGHT SELECTION WILL PROTECT YOUR
> ERECTION
>
> 19. WRAP IT IN FOIL BEFORE CHECKING HER OIL
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> 20. A CRANK WITH ARMOR WILL NEVER HARM HER
>
> 21. NO GLOVE, NO LOVE!
>
 
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