Q. Why does it take 1 million ***** to fertilize one egg?
A. They don't stop and ask for directions.
Q. Why did the man cross the road?
A. He heard the chicken was a slut.
Q. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
A. They're married.
Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
A. Both of them.
Why are husbands like lawn mowers?
They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half time.
What did God say after creating man?
I can do better.
How is a man like a snowstorm?
Because you don't know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it'll stay.
Did you hear about the man who won the gold medal at the Olympics?
He had it bronzed.
What is a man's idea of foreplay?
A half hour of begging.
Do you know why bankers are good lovers?
They know first hand the penalty for early withdrawal.
Why is a woman different from a PC?
A woman won't accept a 3½" floppy
Why do men want to vote for a female President?
Because we'd only have to pay her half as much.
Why do male bosses have such poor grammar?
Because they end every sentence with a proposition
A. They don't stop and ask for directions.
Q. Why did the man cross the road?
A. He heard the chicken was a slut.
Q. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
A. They're married.
Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
A. Both of them.
Why are husbands like lawn mowers?
They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half time.
What did God say after creating man?
I can do better.
How is a man like a snowstorm?
Because you don't know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it'll stay.
Did you hear about the man who won the gold medal at the Olympics?
He had it bronzed.
What is a man's idea of foreplay?
A half hour of begging.
Do you know why bankers are good lovers?
They know first hand the penalty for early withdrawal.
Why is a woman different from a PC?
A woman won't accept a 3½" floppy
Why do men want to vote for a female President?
Because we'd only have to pay her half as much.
Why do male bosses have such poor grammar?
Because they end every sentence with a proposition
