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I don't know how many of you have locks to deal with,but if we travel by river,we need to lock to get to the lake.........
Today's tale of the a-hole lockmaster.
Where the locks are,is also a no wake area. I'm coming around the bend,and I see the locks are open. I radio the lockmaster,tell him I'm around the bend and could he please hold the locks open.He say's No problem. I come around the corner,and there are still 2 boats not in. I think great,I get to around the 600 foot mark,and the lockmaster turns on the red lite. I'm thinking W.T.F....Well he then turns the lite back to green around the 500' mark. I;m like Ok,cool. I hit the 400' mark and the SOB,turns on the red lite again and closes the locks on me. W.T.F ......What an A-HOLE.Well I'm having a chit fit in my boat,ranting and raving,and swear to my wife when the locks re-open,I'm tying off the boat,getting out,and inflicting some serious pain on this Rotton No Good piece of chit of a human being
I mean,I would not have been so mad if I didn't call him.
I felt like a Donkey with a carrot dangling in front of me.
Well ,like most good wife's,mine manages to calm me down and talk a little sense into me about hurting this guy,thats after waiting another 30 minutes in 100 degree weather.
What is with these a-holes. The only thing he has to do all damn day is open and close a door. I don't believe they get paid on how many or how little times they actually open or shut them.
W.T.F
Well thanks fastboaters for letting me vent
W.T.F..............
Don't know what good it will do,but tomorrow I'm calling the head of the Army Corps of Engineers and filing a complaint......Like I said,don't know what good it wiil do,except maybe keeping me out of jail for 1 more week for not killing the SOB today..
Rest assure next time I'm coming towards the locks and he tries to close the doors on me ,my Wife will be posting,cause I'm flooring it and letting the SOB come to me........
Goddamn,friggin ,a-hole piece of chit
And I mean that in the nicest way
Today's tale of the a-hole lockmaster.
Where the locks are,is also a no wake area. I'm coming around the bend,and I see the locks are open. I radio the lockmaster,tell him I'm around the bend and could he please hold the locks open.He say's No problem. I come around the corner,and there are still 2 boats not in. I think great,I get to around the 600 foot mark,and the lockmaster turns on the red lite. I'm thinking W.T.F....Well he then turns the lite back to green around the 500' mark. I;m like Ok,cool. I hit the 400' mark and the SOB,turns on the red lite again and closes the locks on me. W.T.F ......What an A-HOLE.Well I'm having a chit fit in my boat,ranting and raving,and swear to my wife when the locks re-open,I'm tying off the boat,getting out,and inflicting some serious pain on this Rotton No Good piece of chit of a human being
I felt like a Donkey with a carrot dangling in front of me.
Well ,like most good wife's,mine manages to calm me down and talk a little sense into me about hurting this guy,thats after waiting another 30 minutes in 100 degree weather.
What is with these a-holes. The only thing he has to do all damn day is open and close a door. I don't believe they get paid on how many or how little times they actually open or shut them.
W.T.F
Well thanks fastboaters for letting me vent
Don't know what good it will do,but tomorrow I'm calling the head of the Army Corps of Engineers and filing a complaint......Like I said,don't know what good it wiil do,except maybe keeping me out of jail for 1 more week for not killing the SOB today..
Rest assure next time I'm coming towards the locks and he tries to close the doors on me ,my Wife will be posting,cause I'm flooring it and letting the SOB come to me........
Goddamn,friggin ,a-hole piece of chit
And I mean that in the nicest way