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It seems that life goes by resembling somewhat of a bell curve of what is considered successful...
At age 4...success is...not peeing in your pants.

At age 10...success is...making your own meals.

At age 12...success is...having friends.

At age 16...success is...having a drivers license.

At age 20...success is...having sex.

At age 35...success is...having money.

At age 50...success is...having money.

At age 60...success is...having sex.

At age 70...success is...having a drivers license.

At age 75...success is...having friends.

At age 80...success is...making your own meals.

At age 85...success is...not peeing in your pants.
 

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Rattlesnake Jake said:
Well I got my drivers license at 16 and two days later got laid in the back seat of my fathers Buick. :D :D
You have a deformed bell Jake. :p:

My bell looks more like the hunchback of Notre Dame :laugher:
 

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Rattlesnake Jake said:
Are ya taken any Vitamin "V"?? Gets ya back to 60.. ;) :laugher:
Jake, did you know that Vitamin "V" will fit in your old PEZ dispenser so you can have one handy anytime the need arises? :bigsmile:
 

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