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Things you shouldn’t say to a police officer
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer.
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn’t realize my radar detector wasn’t plugged in.
3.Aren’t you the guy from the Village People?
4 . Hey, you must’ve been doin’ about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
5. Are You Andy or Barney?
6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
7. You’re not gonna check the trunk, are you?
8. I pay your salary!
9. Gee, Officer! That’s terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning too!
10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does
11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That’s how far ahead of me they are !
12. When the Officer says “Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?” You probably shouldn’t respond with,”Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?”

Ok, how many out there have actually did any of these ???

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Well,,, I was with boatnut when the coast guard stopped him and he called them Barney Fife Mother F#[email protected]#ers!!!!!
 

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obnoxus said:
Well,,, I was with boatnut when the coast guard stopped him and he called them Barney Fife Mother F#[email protected]#ers!!!!!
LMAO:laugher: :laugher:
 

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How about go ahead keep writing because your gonna run out of paper before i run out of money.. :eek:

or after they ask you to empty your pockets and you are standing there with both pockets turned inside out you say now what do you want to do kiss the bunny on the nose or suck some c%$k:eek:
 

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How about go ahead keep writing because your gonna run out of paper before i run out of money.. :eek:

or after they ask you to empty your pockets and you are standing there with both pockets turned inside out you say now what do you want to do kiss the bunny on the nose or suck some c%$k:eek:
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
 
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