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Super Goon At Large
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Two 95 year old men sitting at the senior center one day when the one says, "I have to get right home!"
"What's your hurry?" asks the other.

"Me and the wife are having sex again today".

"Again? How often do you have sex?"

"Every day! I don't have time to talk but I'll tell you what the secret is...Pumpernickel Bread." And he scurried off.

As the other old guy was walking home, he passed a bakery and wandered in. "Do you have any Pumpernickel Bread?" he asked the lady behind the counter.

"Yes, we have 3 shelves of Pumpernickel Bread."

"I'll take it all." the old man blurts out.

The lady was surprised and says "All of it! It will get hard.

" The old man replies "WHY DOES EVERYONE KNOW ABOUT THIS BUT ME?"
 

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Super Goon At Large
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Ya know a truely good friend like you would get him his first Viagra:laugher: :laugher:
 

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Are you sure those weren't really for MsO????:laugher: :laugher:
 

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:D :D
 

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eh,,,,,just tie a couple popsicle sticks to the little rascle !!!
 
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